ANGRY LOVERS STEAL MAN’S PENIS WHILE HE SLEEPS!

By Anonymous -

If this aint some bizarre mess! Thieves stole a man’s penis while he slept, according to police.

41 year old Fei Lin, of the Niqiao village near Wenling City, in east China’s Zhejiang province, told police he was asleep when the thieves burst into his room and put a bag over his head, according to a photo caption sent to The Huffington Post by CEN/EUROPICS.
“They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off,” Lin said. “I was so shocked I didn’t feel a thing – then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone.”

That knife must’ve been super sharp or his stuff is super small…jus’ sayin.
Police believe the attackers were jealous lovers of several local women whom Lin was having affairs with. Lin denied taking part in any infidelity.

Emergency workers and police searched for Lin’s anatomy but turned up nothing. The penis thieves are nowhere to be found, but police said they’re looking for the jealous lovers.

What do you think?

SCOOP: EUROPICS

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  1. ToriJuly 25, 2012 at 7:37 AM

    They can make anything in China. They'll get him a new one!!!

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